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Excuse you?

My wings are fine, pal. See?
I just can’t fly with them, that’s all. I’m sort of crippled.
I don’t need any help from a nerd like you, though.

P.s. Hands off the merchandise.

They’re still small.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

*pats head*

There there. No need for cursing.

SKREEEEE

Now there.

*his left hand catches on fire*

You don’t want that hair of yours to burn off, do you?

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